fuckyeahstreetwear:

1. We can do it in many positions
2. We have perfect technique, good rhythm and great hip rotation
3. We’re used to having bruises on our knees
4. We’re used to performing in very little clothing
5. Underwear doesn’t get in the way because we don’t wear any
6. Straddling is our natural position
7. After a quick intermission we’re ready to go at it again
8. We don’t mind getting hot and sweaty
9. We’re not as delicate and fragile as we look
10. And of course Flexibility imagine the possibilities

ha! true except the we don’t wear underwear, we wear sweat pants or basketball shorts and we dance with girls and if we don’t wear underwear we might have an accident lmfao